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Etown

best town out there.. with the best kids(also the biggest/strongest )
Etwon is the best of all 5 sending districts

The best football team is from there

Small town where you can walk everywhere and just overall a great town
The best athletes come from etown

Etown kids are the best
by etownbouls January 1, 2019
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Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.
Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.
by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022
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