December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

December 5

National slap a short person day; an international holiday where you get the chance to slap your miniscule-length friend! Unfortunately, this so-called "holiday" ends right after 3:50 PM.

"Yo, it's December 5! wanna go slap that short guy?"
"Hell yeah, man. let's do it."

by mitskilover200200 December 4, 2023

December 5

Make out with the last person you snapped with

Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5

by I-don’t/know:whattomake(myname December 4, 2022