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Cump

When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").
I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!
by SINNIK May 5, 2021
mugGet the Cumpmug.

Cump

Me and Jaz are riding around in a cump
by cumpz February 24, 2022
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Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch
That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander
by JEld October 24, 2022
mugGet the Cumpmug.

Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.
A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!
by Huaehm November 25, 2022
mugGet the Cumpsmug.

Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale
So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.
by Hweems July 9, 2020
mugGet the Double Cump Back Whalemug.

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by Sleemron September 17, 2021
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cum cump

cum cump basically means cum cup ykwim. you call people cum cump specifically white people who r like pale like vampire pale.
hey cum cump
by lovefarting June 28, 2023
mugGet the cum cumpmug.

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