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Autoerotic correlation

verb

A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
All the biddies here are too ugly to fuck but autoerotic correlation implies that I'm a sex god.
by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012
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Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023
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A common online debating tactic where someone dismisses a valid connection between two things by arbitrarily declaring them unrelated, often without evidence or reasoning. For example, when you point out that billionaires exist alongside homelessness, and someone responds that "those things have nothing to do with each other"—as if wealth accumulation and poverty exist in separate universes. The arbitrary non-correlation fallacy is the rhetorical equivalent of covering your ears and saying "la la la not connected." It's especially popular in discussions about systemic issues, where acknowledging connections would require acknowledging problems, which is inconvenient when you're trying to defend the status quo.
Example: "She posted a graph showing that as CEO pay skyrocketed, worker wages stagnated. The first comment was pure arbitrary non-correlation fallacy: 'Those two things aren't related. CEO pay is about talent and markets. Worker wages are about productivity. Different things.' She posted five studies showing the connection. He posted 'correlation isn't causation.' She posted the causation studies. He posted 'still not convinced.' The fallacy had done its job: preventing learning, preserving ignorance."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
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