Skip to main content

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.
Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!!

Brian: What up Pavlov!!
by das jew March 27, 2011
mugGet the clASSical conditioning mug.

Classical

A type of music that surpasses all others because it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics about bustin' a whitey's ass with lead!

Rap has no true emotion behind it. True composers like Gustav Mahler and Dmitri Shostakovich were intelligent and put real emotion into their music. Rap doesn't have any feeling so it makes you think of nothing while you are listening to it. Classical does contain lyrics in the case of Opera and Church music and if you don’t understand the language, that’s YOUR fault!

The majority of listeners are intelligent people who refuse to listen to Rap because of how bad it sounds. Classical music is still being composed today and has never been better. Some modern composers are Leondard Bernstein and John Rutter.

Everybody knows that Rappers got famous because the majority of moron Americans would rather listen to “Come and lick my lollipop, you cunt!” rather than listen to true beautiful emotion classical music.

Anyone can rap:
1: Think of some horrible lyrics about violence, drugs, rape, and misogyny
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 5 of ya gang around
4: Give them a microphone and and a synthesizer
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some dumbass MTV person to broadcast your shit.

Most movies these days only classical music a.k.a. real music rather than that fucking rap shit like 8 Mile, the worst movie ever made.

The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would die
2: The movie industry is too civilized for Rap.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too many hoes to fuck and ain’t got no time to to movie music.

Classical will remain popular whereas in about 10 years rap will go out of style. People have been fans of classical music for centuries!

Classical is not boring. There’s more to classical than slow violin and piano pieces. Have you ever heard Shostakovich? Have you ever heard Mahler? I suggest buying “Shostakovich Symphony No. 4” and tell me what you think!
Non-music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game, and all that other shit!
Music: Gustav Mahler, Dmitri Shostakovich, Sergei Rachmaninov, Peter Tchaikovsky, Camille Saint-Saens, Johann Bach, Wolfgang Mozart, Ludwig Beethoven, and much more…
by Level 12 August 29, 2005
mugGet the Classical mug.

classicallyabby

YouTube won’t stop recommending her ads, which is a tad annoying. But I think she gets a lot of unnecessary hate, she’s just expressing her opinions and people just pretty upset about it. But what do I expect? It’s the internet, if you don’t agree with someone, than you are now the equivalent of satan.
Person 1: God classicallyabby is really annoying.

Person 2: But she’s just stating her opinion.

Person 1: True. But those goddamn ads!

Person 2: Ok, those are pretty irritating.
by Ellie Gayzen August 4, 2020
mugGet the classicallyabby mug.

The Classical Academy

A charter school in Colorado Springs Colorado. You will find that every student is dressed in a polo shirt, khaki pants, wearing black dress shoes and a belt. About 97% of the student body is Christian and strangely enough most of them attend services at the megachurch right next to the east campus. You will immediately be able to sniff out the one public school kid that transferred because he/she will be the only one without a bible in their pocket.
That kid has a bad case of PTSD, He must have transferred from The Classical Academy.
by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018
mugGet the The Classical Academy mug.

Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.
You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone
by Sqbany February 2, 2021
mugGet the Craptical mug.

classical control

Classical Control is the topic of analysis and design of linear feedback control systems using concepts developed prior to 1960. These concepts include: obtaining linear models, Laplace Transform analysis, Root Locus, and Frequency Response methods.
The autopilot of an airplane is often designed using classical control.
by Gene F Franklin June 11, 2006
mugGet the classical control mug.

clitical cerebus

a vagina monster that consists of pubes and teeth.
a girl with a huge camel toe but realy its a clititcal cerebus. justin biebers mouth is a clitical cerebus.
by emosanuba March 9, 2011
mugGet the clitical cerebus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email