Brownsing

The act of casually browsing online for items, deals, or completely unnecessary purchases while seated on the porcelain throne. A modern multitasking phenomenon that blends retail therapy with bathroom breaks.

"I just bought a waffle maker while Brownsing—best $20 I ever spent."

by Duder December 10, 2024

Brownstar breath

When you lick someone's brownstar so much your breath smells like shit.

Mark licks his girlfriend Lori's Brownstar so much he will forever suffer from Brownstar breath.

by Bob's Valley February 18, 2026

Alabama Brownstar Shotgun

When you are giving oral to her anus and she farts in your mouth, so you hold it in and give her a kiss while blowing it back into her mouth.

Last night I gave my wife an Alabama Brownstar Shotgun and we both had to brush our teeth again this morning.

by Capitan Brownstar October 19, 2025

5”7 Brownskin

A Guy who is in need of a gf and he is a valid guy ngl he’s cool you should date him

“I’m literally a 5”7 brownskin

by zombiec00chie June 28, 2021

Hershey syrup brownstar

Someone that likes to pour hershey's syrup on someone's brown star before they lick them out.

Mark decided to treat himself and had himself a hershey syrup brownstar licking of his girlfriend Lori.

by Bob's Valley February 22, 2026