breasticles

the female organ that emits milk. much like male testicles that are lopsided, one lower and often larger than the other, breasticles follow the same characteristics, yet ae located on the chest of a female.

DAMN her breasticles are so droopy, it looks like she has a uniboob in her shirt and a penis in her pants.

by Tylerio October 14, 2007

Breasticles

Noun. 1. Boobies

If you go to Hooters, you see Breasticles.

by captain crunch March 14, 2003

breasticles

when a chick's tits hang so low, they look like balls.

grandma has a hairy set of breasticles

by oskolosko-from-bumblefuck-egypt June 16, 2004

breasticles

When girls get uptight cause guyz got testicles. They call their tits breasticles

Girl: "Boy, yo testies got nuttin on my huge breasticles!"

by Joel of Swink December 2, 2007

Breasticles

A fat mans hairy man-boobs. Called breasticles as they resemble a large hairy nutsack hanging off of ones chest. These are most often found on the disgustingly obese chest of supervisors, low level politicians, anyone with a "big toys for big boys" or "Livin' large" bumper sticker. Also see Wehner and Jason Gosnell.

"Did you see the breasticles on that fat fucking lard ass? Holy shit he was eating an entire sheetcake while dipping it in pig lard!!"

by Wehners Daddy September 24, 2005

Breasticles

Another word for mammary glands.

You have big and lucious breasticles, they make me mess myself all over the show. God you're so hot, I want you so bad. Oh, yes, yes, yes, stick it in there. Ohhh you're a good boy now lick mummy dry.

by Clinton March 7, 2003

breasticles

A common mispronunciation of breadstickles, a confusing way to say breadsticks.

"Did you order breasticles?"
"What in the high holy hell are you talking about!?"

by E.L. Eyedyer September 1, 2008