backassdraft

The smell emanating from your ass after you take a horrible shit.

Backassdraft:

Even though I wiped my ass well; even using Gold Bond, the backsassdraft after I took that shit is so bad you can smell me coming down the hallways.

by celticclan October 16, 2019

Backassards

Adj. Completely, and utterly totally backwards and upside-down

"We tried to build a cabinet, but we accidentally put the door on backassards."

by FailingEnglishStudent March 25, 2021

backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.

Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!

by helix2go November 14, 2023