Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.

I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.

by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

athletic sun

A fashion line. Athletic Sun, it's more than a brand it's inspiration. The logo is a rising sun decorated in a bold and unique style. The designs are vivid colors, unique art symmetry amd recognizable international images. AthleticSun.com, features the online store front.

I want an Athletic Sun design.

by Athletic Sun March 14, 2017

Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.

He be havin Athletic Scissors.

by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

athletico wham

The greatest football team to ever exist.

Athletico Wham are the best! My mum, sister & aunt fancy all of their players!

by Noj Dude January 14, 2021

freakish athleticism

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.

Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.

by Porkbork September 6, 2008

freakish athleticism

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.

Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.

by ATown17 September 6, 2008