Artichoke

Someone telling other to be quiet

Artichoke the shit out of you but my nuts keep getting stuck on your chin.

by LILBITOFLOVE December 4, 2025

Smokey Artichokey

The fantasy and/or act of having sex with a police officer who gave you a speeding ticket, as a way to get out of it.

I almost got ticketed for going 10 over, but I managed to pull a Smokey artichokey on him. He let me off Scott-free!

by Trixxie June 28, 2020

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

Jerusalem Artichoke

When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.

Where’s Jessica?

Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.

by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024

Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

giving a guy a golden shower outside of circle k

was getting a 67 cent drink and give my friend a Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

by megalodon112306 July 14, 2025

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Okie dokie artichoke

Commonly used dad joke, meaning “okay” but in a more dad like state

“Dad I want to go to Brian’s house”
“Okie dokie artichoke”

by Kaylas319 December 10, 2018