Jerusalem Artichoke

When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.

Where’s Jessica?

Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.

by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024

Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

giving a guy a golden shower outside of circle k

was getting a 67 cent drink and give my friend a Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

by megalodon112306 July 14, 2025

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Okie dokie artichoke

Commonly used dad joke, meaning “okay” but in a more dad like state

“Dad I want to go to Brian’s house”
“Okie dokie artichoke”

by Kaylas319 December 10, 2018