the warning shot

When your female partner is about to perform oral sex on the male and there is a small amount of jizz on the tip of the penis.

"That's just the warning shot, I hope that you're ready for the whole shebang!"

by Steve the Theive May 15, 2010

Final Warning

The last fart (usually the stinkiest) before the turd is ready to exit the body.

Oh man, that was final warning. I gotta get to a toilet NOW!

by DBrizzle808 July 23, 2012

shane warne

An aussie who is a good spin bowler and most kiwis dis-like him. he eats so many baked beans it is not funny!!!
He got caught up in the following things drugs,sex,alchool and excessive ammounts of baked beans causing wait problems.

Mark Richardson caught him out on 99 once very funny.

Also once when maca was smashing him around the park he said loudly "for fucks sakes" the commentators who were aussie didnt no what to say.

bowling shane
shot warney!!

by lance kluesener February 26, 2004

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

Incognito Warning

When someone on facebook or skype, msn etc. Sends you a link containing disturbing images, you request they give "An Incognito Warning" next time so you can open the link in an incognito tab or in a 'safety browsing' tab so it will not show up in your history page.

John: Check this out man examplehotlink.net

Josh: Holy shit john, give me an Incognito warning next time

John: Huh?

by syoopawanker March 8, 2011

Heat warning

Keep indoors
May combust if exiting home.
Do not make your family leave the house.

“Oh no! A heat warning! Never mind going on a family walk, go back to your rooms and play on your Xboxs.”

by M. H. M July 9, 2023

Aesthetic Warning

A compilation of videos that originate from Stan Twitter which have some context of the videos being embarrassing, funny, cringe and nonsense, All muted while hyperspeed music from artists such as Cupcakke (mainly Cupcakke remixes), Doja Cat, Nicki Minaj, etc.

I love Aesthetic Warning Videos! Especially the haunted house one!

by yeryhsxv April 20, 2023