O'riely researchers

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass

"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

by cole clippard January 8, 2007

research

A common excuse for the usage of kieranic images.

When Kieran was caught setting a trap for young players he claimed that he was doing 'research'.

Slevboy: What are you doing?
Kieran: Setting up a trap for young players for 'research' purposes.
Slevboy: I wouldn't do that or I shall be forced to sewell slap you!

by Slevboy March 26, 2004

Independent Research

Fucking bullshit that people try to pass off as genuine scientific research

Look, Bill Gates, the Earth is proven to be flat! All with the power of Independent Research!

by GetOverHere007 March 22, 2021

research paper

Any tissue/paper used to clean up after a session of heavy research

Andy's room was covered in research papers - he had been storing them for weeks.

by si29uk August 15, 2007

rubber research

Research done, usually on the fly, that is moldable and/or used to fit a narrative.

Hey Jerry, do a bit of rubber research on gun-related homicides in US metro areas.

by Squintdrummer June 3, 2018

Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.

Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.

by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008

Research Laundering

Like money laundering, but with your research paper. You take info from a source you aren't allowed to use (wikipedia, etc.) and credit the info to a crap source. You get to use understandable info and count extra sources for your works cited.

Yeah I just used wikipedia have been research laundering the info for my other source.

by yeetman17 January 20, 2021