turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.

Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY

by The_Senor July 12, 2023

Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS

TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time

by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019

Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.

Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!

by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014

Turdy 8

A protein shake constancy blend of peepee and poopoo that must sit for two hours before being thrown at people.

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe.

by Boobarry March 7, 2025