by NoNeckDude August 4, 2020
Get the Yo-Semitesmug. In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.
Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!
Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.
Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!
Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.
Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!
Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.
Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!
Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.
Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.
Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!
Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.
American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.
Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!
Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.
Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!
Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.
Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!
Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.
Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!
Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.
Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.
Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!
Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.
American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale November 22, 2024
Get the You’re an anti-Semite!!mug. Creating morally and ethically perverse media content for mass distribution and getting away with it by claiming anti semitism if anyone says anything negative about it; or,
Funding universities to allow a disproportionate number of Jewish students and when test scores and grades are made public it shows the Jewish students were unqualified but claiming anti semitism against the facts; or,
Bombing people, using next generation military equipment to kill and usurp land of poor people while claiming anti semitism if you say anything against it
Basically doing anything you want because you control media and legal enforcement
Funding universities to allow a disproportionate number of Jewish students and when test scores and grades are made public it shows the Jewish students were unqualified but claiming anti semitism against the facts; or,
Bombing people, using next generation military equipment to kill and usurp land of poor people while claiming anti semitism if you say anything against it
Basically doing anything you want because you control media and legal enforcement
Sometimes, I wish I had semitic armor to get away with murder. Not really though, I don't have an evil gene.
by lughat January 6, 2025
Get the semitic armormug. When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right
by EmJayee October 14, 2017
Get the Money Tight Semitemug. Michael "Aye, did you hear about Jake? He just figured out who controls the banks!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"
by Changranger June 23, 2025
Get the Anti-Semitemug. It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.
John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.
by koldlok October 1, 2012
Get the to semitemug.