Sargasm

To have an orgasm but be sarcastic about is

"Oh yeah keep rubbing that spot"
"I really enjoy that"
"Oh no um not doing a sargasm, I really enjoy this"

by saggy_fap_face April 18, 2017

Sargasm

The act of being sarcastic, while at the same time orgasming.

I'm so upset man, she sargasmed so hard last night.

by Puchow January 25, 2011

Sargasm

1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-

Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.

by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm used to mock the partner ( or partners ) in either a demeaning , sexualized, or sexualized-demeaning manner. A sargasm often results in no sexual pleasure for one of the partners, but can be used in a role-playing situation as an attempt to belittle the other partner.

Lady 1: Oh yeah right there. That feels so nice. unhuh, please keep doing what you're doing
Man 1: I know you're trying to pull off a sargasm
Lady 1: Well maybe I wouldn't have to if your dick was just a bit bigger!

by Dick_Cheese69 June 1, 2017