“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
