A GODLIKE RPESCENCE I AM BLESSED BY HER TALENT EVERY SINGLE DAY EXCEPT WHEN SHE DOESNT REPSOND SHE TAKES HOURS TO RESPOND ITS SO ANNOYING BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE WHEN SHE DOES REPSOND I AM HAPPY. VERY TALENTED AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING INCLUDING HER INVENTION OF COLLEGE, INVENTION OF THR EVIOLIN, AND INVENTION OF WIZARD101. CHALLENGER IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.
by slemalover June 23, 2022
Get the Selmamug. The absolute best person ever
They are sarcastic and are super clingy and don’t get over breakups easily SO STICK WITH THEM NERDS
They also love to write in caps lock (aka they are shouty)
They are sarcastic and are super clingy and don’t get over breakups easily SO STICK WITH THEM NERDS
They also love to write in caps lock (aka they are shouty)
by DekuStan January 19, 2023
Get the Selmamug. An arabic name, meaning "to be safe from everything, protected by God". Selma is calm and you can find peace on her. Also is a variant of Salma and Anselma.
by ms s. February 17, 2022
Get the Selmamug. by A929 May 9, 2017
Get the Selmamug. 
Definition: Selma is a person who you cannot read, whilst talking to a Selma you will find yourselff wondering if she is actually interested in talking to you, or just insatiably horny. A Selma might make outlandish statements and gloss over them as if they were just any mundane sentence that could be uttered by a sentient human being. A Selma might also get between your social relationships both metaphorically and physically. A Selma might even manage to turn you and your dearest friend against each other or unite in hatred against them. They generally have massive foreheads. If you run into a person who could be described as a "Selma" your best choice of action would be to get the fuck outta' dodge!
Yo! did Selma just try to molest you again?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
by BIgMiddleman January 18, 2025
Get the Selmamug. by holycrapimdrunk August 19, 2023
Get the Yellow Selmamug.