Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Where poop comes from.

"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"

by BoogerBear June 23, 2008

rocky mountain chocolate factory

To shit in the face of your sexual partner

He gave her an extra $50.00 for the "rocky mountain chocolate factory".

by Someone who Cares February 9, 2014

rocky mountain cool aid

Coors beer, light or otherwise, usually it's a friendly jab said by homebrewers because the major American breweries use non traditional crap to make thier beer (rice).

Well, Imma have a Corona, but pass the boy a rocky mountain cool aid.

by Rick James Brown August 10, 2004

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Starfish

A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.

I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.

by DannyB,R,davidR January 2, 2008

rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

by buck neckd April 17, 2011