October 23

October 23 is the national ear eating day!

Kid 1: It is October 23 today! You know what that means.
Kid 2: It is ear eating day!
Kid 1: Let us eat some ears.

by Adolf Shitler reltihS flodA October 23, 2019

October 23

National jump into a wall day. Jump into a wall because why not?

Boy 1: *jumps into a wall*
Boy 2: why did you jump into that wall
Boy 1: because it’s national jump into a wall day
October 23 jumping into a wall

by Mergmer October 24, 2019

October 23

On October 23, it’s national kick a will day
Kick any person named will on this day

“Hey what day is it

“It’s October 23”

“Oh my god it’s national kick a will day “

by Crazytrain42 October 17, 2019

October 23

National Do it day. Find a special person and just do it !

Me: Hey man i don't have anyone for October 23.

Jim: i got you

by Softboy05 October 22, 2019

October 23

National stab a midget day

It's October 23! Time to stab my midget friend with my pencil!!

by Yoinkers2190 October 23, 2019

October 23

stop with this shit day

A: Hey, it's October 23!
B: Wow! That means we should stop searching for dates on Urban Dictionary!

by seriously stop October 21, 2019

October 23

national no kiss day

no kissing your significant other or you mom dad COUSIN or grandparents

cousin: come here 😉
"we can't it's October 23"
cousin: damn

by whereswaldo44 October 22, 2019