When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.
I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.
by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016
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by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008
Get the Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophiliamug. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break
by the other brain November 4, 2008
Get the Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophiliamug. by God If He Was Straight December 4, 2021
Get the Necrophiliamug. Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.
Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025
Get the Floral necrophiliamug. (noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.
Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.
Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.
Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?
Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!
Alice: what?! did she say anything?
Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!
Alice: omfg! What'd you do?
Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol
Alice: what eww lmao
Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this
Alice: lmao ewwww
*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*
Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!
Chris: not again!
Alive: lmfao
Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?
Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!
Alice: what?! did she say anything?
Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!
Alice: omfg! What'd you do?
Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol
Alice: what eww lmao
Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this
Alice: lmao ewwww
*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*
Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!
Chris: not again!
Alive: lmfao
by robot.palmtree November 1, 2024
Get the Reverse Necrophiliamug. The manic desire to fuck a dead human body. Also, to the sexual desire in particular for the dead. So, crack open a cold one, and enjoy!
The nature of their psychopathy was necrophilia.
by DestructoSexual July 27, 2019
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