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mitties

gloves, fists, or a way of describing someone's hands in fighting terms.

DIFFERENT SPELLING: "mitty(s)"
"bitch I wanna see them mitties up, let's get it crackin' bitch ion wanna hear allat."
- example #1

"that bitch's set up was ugly of course it didn't match the way she used her mittys? Why are we confused.."
- example #2
by prettybtchlingo February 22, 2025
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Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit
by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024
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Mitties

A succulent juicy pair of man tits.. referring to the perfect set of Pecs.. in a sexually demeaning

Manor
"Wow check out bro over there he's sure got some solid Mitties"
by Charlie Button December 2, 2025
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