massachusetts

A state located in New England. Boston is the largest city in Massachusetts, and Worcester is the second biggest.

New Hampshire people tend to hate people from Massachusetts, but they're just jealous because there's more things to do in Massachusetts than there is in New Hampshire.

by Chewy October 16, 2004

Massachusetts Self Defense

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

by ue300 May 18, 2006

Massachusetts Ounce

A bag of marijuana with SLIGHTLY less than an ounce in it. If your in possession of less than an ounce of marijuana in MA, it's only a $50 fine.

To avoid jail time, Henry was carrying a Massachusetts ounce.

by kckid2599 May 5, 2009

massachusetts

A state located in New England that all other states should give thanks to, purely for the fact we started this country. And if any other state says otherwise, it is a widespread idea that these states should be given to the canadans, because everyone knows that canadans don't count.

Thank you Masachusetts for being both senic and beautiful, and harsh and dirty. Especially thank you Southie for breeding some of the best scum of the earth.

by Little Miss Mass April 25, 2005

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 29, 2017

Massachusian Alps

An area west of the Connecticut River in Massachusetts. This area includes the Berkshires as well as the Appalachian and Taconic Mountains. It is referred to as a whole to mean the entire area. It generally has a positive meaning. This area is known for its natural beauty.

Who wants to head over to the Massachusian Alps over the weekend?

The Massachusian Alps are well known for their natural beauty and splendor .

by Steven Malencroft December 19, 2018

massachushits

The worst drivers in the USA

Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021