Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.
Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”
Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”
Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”
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A fart that makes the people who hear it flinch, because it's very loud and came from someone they thought was asleep or didn't know was there.
This is why you should always use your abs and fart as loudly as possible. Accidentally crapping your pants must be an urban legend. It would've happened to me a hundred times by now if it was a real thing.
A fart that makes the people who hear it flinch, because it's very loud and came from someone they thought was asleep or didn't know was there.
This is why you should always use your abs and fart as loudly as possible. Accidentally crapping your pants must be an urban legend. It would've happened to me a hundred times by now if it was a real thing.
(Wake up in bed, hear wife nearby on couch, fire off fartillery shell)
Wife: "Omg you scared the baby! He jumped!" (the baby is a cat)
Me: "Oh no!! I'm sorry kitty!!
(after consoling the baby, we realize it was funny, and wife is a Five Nights at Freddy's fan)
Me: "It was a rumpscare"
Wife: "Omg you scared the baby! He jumped!" (the baby is a cat)
Me: "Oh no!! I'm sorry kitty!!
(after consoling the baby, we realize it was funny, and wife is a Five Nights at Freddy's fan)
Me: "It was a rumpscare"
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The sudden wave of paranoia, anxiety, or “oh sh*t” realization that hits right after doing a bump of coke that was way bigger than intended.
That moment your heart starts racing and your brain goes into overdrive because the bump hit way harder than expected.
The sudden wave of paranoia, anxiety, or “oh sh*t” realization that hits right after doing a bump of coke that was way bigger than intended.
That moment your heart starts racing and your brain goes into overdrive because the bump hit way harder than expected.
Example 1:
“I was chillin’ until that second bump kicked in… instant bumpscare, had me questioning life.”
Example 2:
“He said ‘one more won’t hurt’—five minutes later he was pacing the room in full bumpscare mode.”
Example 3:
“I was vibing for like 30 seconds, then boom—full bumpscare, couldn’t sit still.”
Example 4:
“That wasn’t a bump, that was a personality-altering bumpscare.”
Example 5:
“Why is my heart doing parkour?? Oh yeah… bumpscare.”
Example 6:
“I tried to play it cool but the bumpscare had me googling my symptoms.”
Example 7:
“Bro took a heroic bump and immediately entered bumpscare territory.”
“I was chillin’ until that second bump kicked in… instant bumpscare, had me questioning life.”
Example 2:
“He said ‘one more won’t hurt’—five minutes later he was pacing the room in full bumpscare mode.”
Example 3:
“I was vibing for like 30 seconds, then boom—full bumpscare, couldn’t sit still.”
Example 4:
“That wasn’t a bump, that was a personality-altering bumpscare.”
Example 5:
“Why is my heart doing parkour?? Oh yeah… bumpscare.”
Example 6:
“I tried to play it cool but the bumpscare had me googling my symptoms.”
Example 7:
“Bro took a heroic bump and immediately entered bumpscare territory.”
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