Citizen: please answer my question
Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.
Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.
by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Some spit on bathroom floor of the factory where I work. My manager said spitgate was not under investigation.
by Sexydimma March 11, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
