History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.
by elrena March 30, 2021
Get the historical teamug. Not what I said.
Hym " 'Historic' being the operative word. My not changing my mind and anything. You pay me and I don't murder a child or your steal from me and I murder a child. And anyone stupid enough to let you do this deserves to have their kids murdered."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
Get the Historicmug. When people claim things that are historically incorrect. Example: Palestinian people existed before the 1960s, which is historical fiction.
by anonymous June 4, 2024
Get the Historical fictionmug. "So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"
by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019
Get the Historic Crushmug. a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
Get the Historically Near-Sightedmug. Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now
by John mojo January 30, 2021
Get the Historically Attractivemug. brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"
Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"
Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"
by EmilyUrie12 October 7, 2016
Get the historical mapmug.