Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

Friend

Something i have none of

Peep 1:whos she?*points at me
Peep 2: the girl with no friends
Peep 3 and 1: oh okay

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend

Something I don't have

I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Friend

Someone who pretends to like you than later stabs you in the back

Look I have a friend! Oops now I have nothing but lonelyness and pain.

by Depressed.teen August 13, 2017

Friend

A friend is someone who will always be their and has your back. They are there if you need a shoulder to cry on someone who will get you happy when you feel sad they don' make you feel like crap

friend

by omgreally!!!! April 1, 2015

Friend

Someone who you like and is always there for you

Hey there ***** you don’t have no friends

by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019

Friend

A person who will backstab you in the future

Person 1:*gets home*
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you

by TheFireReaper July 18, 2019