by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 11, 2024
Get the Kevin Durant.mug. Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.
Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.
His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.
His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!
O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
by BandoTheAmazingSeer/LeaderOfMO April 5, 2025
Get the Bando Durantemug. Seth is someone you can lean your head on. He has a small dick but still makes it work, he may be subpar in games (except in injustice) but he will always strive to be average and at least take a round off someone. he always goes and drinks water and eat dinner at the earliest time and he is rude to door dash drivers and give them no tip.
"Some people sew what they reap"
"Some people reap what they sew" - Seth Durante
"Some people sew what they reap"
"Some people reap what they sew" - Seth Durante
by menlover67 October 5, 2023
Get the Seth durantemug. by Cookiecats July 2, 2023
Get the Durantionmug. 
Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
by ToTotheTaco November 9, 2017
Get the Kevin Durantmug. Example 1: I can't beat the Warriors,so I'll join them and lose all my dignity in the process
Example: I'm 23 and still a virgin, I think I might pull a Durant and call a hooker
Example: I'm 23 and still a virgin, I think I might pull a Durant and call a hooker
by Sick Hunt July 4, 2016
Get the Pull a Durantmug.