Dick rider

Someone who won’t hop off a dudes meat.

Seth’s the biggest dick rider he won’t hop off Danny or Pools meat, it’s very unhealthy.

by Cock slayer April 29, 2024

Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.

Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.

by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025

dick rider

my friend jackob

MAN JACKOB IS A DICK RIDER

by BIGDICKRANDY45 June 6, 2024

Dick rider

Someone who literally won’t get off your dick and mind their business.

I’m tired of coming in the office everyday and Danny being a dick rider.

by Danny from the valley November 3, 2023

Dick Rider

someone who always has somethign to say about something you do weither it be good or bad. always worrired about how someone else looks or what they wear or what the post.

someone who wants to get noticed

man dat nigga a dick rider

by t-pnf August 12, 2025

Dick Rider

Someone who refuses to get off your dick, and mind their own business. They live to ride you.

He didn’t know who he was dick riding.
Youssef is such a dick rider, like calm down.

by Mrfreshbigmac May 7, 2024

Dick Rider

A person who praises accomplishments of others around them without themselves really accomplishing anything meaningful at all.

1. “My neighbor has a nicer car than you”
2. “My sibling has a degree worth more than yours” (when it’s the same damn degree”)
3. “I have a buddy that has a better grill” Dick Rider

by Richard Cranium12 July 6, 2019