That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

Butchinsons

A disorder affecting most butches in the lesbian community causing them to hate all other butches. To view all other butchs as a threat. Thinking every butch lesbian wants to date your femme.

Butch A dates Femme A. Butch B is single. Butch A lesbian nods to Butch B. Butch B approaches and extends her hand to Femme A. Butch A reaches and grabs Butch B's hand tightly while using her other hand to jerk Femme A uncomfortably close to her side.

This is a classic example of butchinsons.

by makattak43 November 22, 2010

ButtcheekJob

ButtcheekJob-The act of sticking your penis between a hot girls buttcheeks and thrusting up and down between her sweaty asscrack until you unleash your load of cum on her right buttcheek

ButtcheekJob-The act of sticking your penis between a hot girls buttcheeks and thrusting up and down between her sweaty asscrack until you unleash your load of cum on her right buttcheek

by ButtcheekJob Fetish March 18, 2019

Buttcheek Cigar

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.

OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.

by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

oral buttcheek

It's a ass with a mouth

When I saw that oral buttcheek I was like "jesus Christ that asshole has a mouth"

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017

sex buttcheek lips

Win you grils face looks like a dogs ass doing a duck face a ladys night for free drinks

Dam baby you got sex buttcheek lips I kiss those if my dog ass did not look like Thom

by Thedicksmademedoit July 12, 2021

what the buttcheeks

An expression you say when you see or here something you don't want to or didn't expect to hear.

OMG NAT! did u hear that tom and jerry aren't friends anymore?

WHAT THE BUTTCHEEKS are you serious Jay ?,that's crazy they have been friend's since 3rd grade!!

by bowtheturtle24 April 19, 2018