Cocktail Bitters

A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.

Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town

Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
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bitter buffalo

a buffalo that commits suicide by jumping off a cliff
my brain's the cliff, and my hearts the bitter buffalo
by jake56342 May 20, 2009
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hipster bitter

The feeling a hipster gets when he/she follows something from the beginning, only to later be directly and/or indirectly insulted by it.
I've been a huge fan of Travis Clark's tattoos since way before it was cool. He became a big deal and when I got a new tattoo from him, it looked like a swollen pig's ass. I'm so hipster bitter.
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bitter bill

An older man, constantly whining and complaining (to anyone who will listen) about his long-lost youth. Constantly hangs around with the younger crowd and observes with resentment. This phase often precedes or coincides with midlife crisis.

Note: It is best to avoid a bitter bill in social situations, especially when alcohol is added to the mix.
"I avoid going to bars during happy hour, because at that time of day, it's usually just a bunch of bitter bills looking for young tail."
by CrackInTheBox July 15, 2005
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dog bitter

A girl or boy who is very ugly in the face. Typical dog bitters have an ok body but the face is deplorable. They usually turn to making out with a dog cuz they're just that ugly.
Guy1: Check her out she has a nice ass.
Guy2: Wait for it....(she turn's around)
GUY 1/2: Damn she's a dog bitter,fuckin ugly. What a shame, that's a waste of a perfectly nice butt on a face like that.
by VRPDY May 12, 2009
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Bitter Coleslaw

An already existing term that sounds like "Better Call Saul"
"Bitter Coleslaw" sounding like "Better Call Saul" has to be an ultra rare coincidence.
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Bitter Coleslaw

Something you say whenever you are in trouble.

Not a professional basketball player.
"Bitter Coleslaw, said Market Pliers, after committing 29 warcrimes with The Bronze Jade
by PoyTheEpic October 23, 2022
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