Bi-Winning

The Charlie Sheen approach to life.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.

Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.
Person 1 - "Some people are calling you insane... Even bi-polar."

Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
by FireBreathingFists March 10, 2011
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You win here and you win there. That's how you know you're bi-winning
Guy: "Hey man what are you doing?"

Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
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Bi-winning

To win here and win there; not to be confused with bi-polar.
Chad: Wow Charlie Sheen just went on a 36 hour cocaine bender. He must be bi-winning.
Paul: Yeah he makes Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy eyed armless children. He's got tiger blood man.

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
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Bi-Winning

1. What you are when you're Charlie Sheen, but not bipolar

2. What you are when you're probably bipolar but don't know it yet
Interviewer: You were seen with a suitcase full of cocaine, you are dating two porn stars at once, and you have an penchant for going on the radio and saying things like "fire-breathing fists" Are you bipolar?

You: No, I'm bi-winning.
by SoZn March 02, 2011
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Verb:

1. Win times two.

2. Win squared.

3. Double win.

4. Ultimate win.
I'm not bipolar. I’m bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.
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Bi-Winning

A term used to describe someone who is winning at one place and then at another place. Has some similarity to being bi-polar.
Symptoms include:
-Bangin' 7 gram rocks
-Having Tiger Blood
-Having 1 gear which is GO
-Having EPIC parties that make Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them that just make them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
-Being proud of using drugs, it is indeed radical.
"Bi-polar? I don't know what that means. I'm bi-winning, if that's what you mean, I win here and I win there." - Charlie Sheen.
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Exuding epicness in two facets of life; e.g., earning $2,000,000/episode for a hit TV sitcom while snorting tennis ball-sized rocks of cocaine and banging porn stars.
When asked if he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen replied, "(No) I'm bi-winning: I win here and I win there. If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy, like, crashes and is lying in the corner, like, 'OMG, it's all my mom's fault?' Shut up."
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