When you say goodbye to a friend who is leaving on his bicycle, and when he isn't looking, you pull out a shotgun and stealthily shoot his rear wheel.
Person 1: On my way home i noticed that my rear wheel was empty. I also had several bullet holes in my back.
Person 2: Haha! The good Ol' Baghdad Buckshot.
Person 2: Haha! The good Ol' Baghdad Buckshot.
by Escii_p August 7, 2018

Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.
Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010

by E-Thot December 15, 2018

by Lil M Steezy December 16, 2021

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!
by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

The worst part of the hood, where you can get stabbed, whilst getting robbed, whilst getting shot. AKA, the place in the hood, that nigga’s from the hood don’t even fuck with.
Man, I normally buy my weed from Ron, dude’s got that fire, but he live in Lil’ Baghdad, last time I was there someone got shot, while they was tryna steal my car.
by Big James June 18, 2018

It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:
Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
1) Conservative:
Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
by Baghdad theoretic August 14, 2025
