apron up

The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.

"I wouldn't have expected such a high moral tone from a woman apron up and not married.

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

by banyeezy May 24, 2022