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London

Capital of England, go there. You're guaranteed to be mugged or not appreciated.
Guy: So i went to London last weekend..

Other guy: Yeah, how'd that go?

Guy: The ignorant bastards.
by KCA Watts October 19, 2008
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London

The capital of the world, there is nowhere better, the people are friendly and courtious, there are so many different smells and sounds, u can get almost any type of food u want, its easy to get to different places on the tube, don't get a cab (robbin bastards), we've got thousands of tourist attractions (buckingham palace etc) we've got several great football teams (spurs, arsenal, west ham, chelsea), the crime is not as bad as lots of people say (number 11 on the British crime league table), all in all london is the capital of the universe, to anyone who comes to london and hates it, i feel sorry for u.
London rules, big shout out to all the peoples of the world.
by london123 May 28, 2006
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London

Slang for "toilet" in Indian English

Origins - The struggle for freedom during the British Raj, when policies passed in London (capital of the UK) were largely unpopular in the Indian sub-continent.
I'm going to London to look at the Queen, meaning "I'm gonna go take a dump (wishfully thinking it would land on the Queen of England)"
by noassassin December 6, 2010
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It is the name of several cities across the world.
London, England
London, Ontario, Canada :)
London, Kentucky, USA
by Jess77 June 30, 2005
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The cultural and political capitol of the UK. Visit in winter when the tourist aint there.
London is at it best in November, fewer americans
by Blackflag January 27, 2004
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A beautiful girl who will do anything to make her friends happy. She has a wonderfully bubbly personality, and is very positive. You will have a good day once you have seen a London laughing. Not only a city in England!
Who's that super cute girl laughing over there?
Oh, that's London, she's the best!
by AlliGen February 19, 2017
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the coolest dude alive. makes you laugh all the time. also very nice and relatable
Anthony: london is so cool

Tommy: i know right. i'd fuck him
by sornsetterthewhitedetroyer December 6, 2018
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