by Annoyyyyyymous December 2, 2020

by CaniacMatt26 December 2, 2020

by killerfaggot December 2, 2020

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex
I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.
by CMell October 28, 2020

Conan: "I still remember... THE THIRD OF DECEMBER (December 3).....ME IN UR SWEATER...."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."
by dealwiththereasons December 2, 2022
