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insane jungle monkey

landon gaulton’s dream sex toy
mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass
by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019
mugGet the insane jungle monkeymug.

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey
person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022
mugGet the monkey mercinary leadermug.

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
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one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
mugGet the one eyed monkey lovermug.

monkey

Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.
Get back to work you nigger ass monkey bitch, Twist my tobacco nigger!
by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
mugGet the big hairy monkeymug.

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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