Hood Friend

A friend that wears a hood.

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"

by June 02, 2023

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 09, 2022

Discord Friend

It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.

Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.

by ejmck123 May 21, 2020

alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023

Clingy Friend

Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.

Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”

by GreatBanner16 November 24, 2023

Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.

He/she was a fairweather friend.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021