Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

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Get the Nigga Touchmug.

himalayan nigga

It's nigga that is with a female, and starts fights with her just to go fuck his ass boyfriend. Cuz Himalayan that nigga.

My boyfriend sucks. He is turning into one of them Himalayan Niggas.

by wompa1flalalalabombafluffer February 20, 2022

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Get the himalayan niggamug.

stir nigga

The guy the drug dealer forces to stir his crack while the said drug dealer is selling crack… typically someone who owes a lot of money and doesn’t want to suck the dope man’s flesh ram rod in lieu of payment.

“Whipping in the kitchen like a stir nigga”

by Irefusemyhandle April 18, 2023

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Get the stir niggamug.

Nigga

A slave

I would love to use that nigga to pick my cotton

by Whogivesadamn69420 March 15, 2020

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Get the Niggamug.

Nigga

There's a difference between Nigger and Nigga Nigga means a black friend or a Homie Nigger means black slave or just Black people if your WHITEEEE don't say this fucking word (you to mexican's -_-)

WASSUP MY NIGGA!

by im your mom ;) March 24, 2020

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