Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020

Dino Kid

A character from survive 99 nights in the forest, a game on Roblox.
He is the 1st kid and increases your day multiplier by 1X.
He wears an orange dinosaur hat.
He is guarded by 5 wolves.

Dino Kid: "Waaaaaah! Help me!"
Player: *kills wolves* "Ok! Come to camp."
Dino Kid: "YAAAAAY!!!"

by Char_Ben October 5, 2025

Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.

Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.

by Joker12123 September 17, 2021

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

K-kid

K-kid, stands for Kali Kid. Kali is considered the knockoff of Cali. A K-kid is a person who acts ghetto and tough when they aren't.

Person: I could totally mess you up!
Person 2: Isn't that the kid who pissed himself?
Person 3: yeah, he's a fuckin K-Kid

by BubbleDummy February 16, 2022