can of zero

A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.

That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.

by massgravity displacemnt November 6, 2006

zero-day

warez'ed software, usually, that's distributed really quickly, perhaps even on the official software release date or before.

Come into this chan for hot zero-day xdcc bots!

by schmiddy September 22, 2003

zeratool

A game-based insult deriving from the Starcraft hero, Zeratul, directed at any player in a Starcraft match who is spamming Dark Templars.

imanoob: you have no obs lolololol
iLp_dick: fucking zeratool bitch

by KaEEEo! February 20, 2009

zerbib

A jewish french girl living in Canada who likes the quebecois people and the L word.
A sexy hoodrat with glasses and big hair.

Did you see Zerbib? Girl has swag.

by Aurelie Garnier October 13, 2011

zerrah

When a person says they are not going talk to someone and means it over and over again but talks shit and does it.

"I'm done with that person, I mean it this time, I'm fucking done"

an hour later:-

Guess whose here!

Dude, You did such a Zerrah!

I'm Zerrahing hard with this fuckboy.

by unicornprincesss June 13, 2016

Zerin

Zerin is a person who puts himself before others. He is loving gentle, and a hard worker. He has a girlfriend who will love him unconditionally for the rest of her life. Makes others laugh when they are down. He is beautiful inside and out, and is loved by many people.

You have Zerin as a boyfriend? You are so unbelievably lucky!

by Someonewhoadoreshim November 20, 2012

zerkel theorem

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!

if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.

by susan the 3rd June 1, 2010