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The devil's touch

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.
Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈
by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023
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Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021
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The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.
"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"
by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021
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crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual
1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
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Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch
"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"
by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019
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Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.
Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.
by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020
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Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.
My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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