taylor swift

mid blonde auntie who fell off... but still would lowk 👅💦

taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women

by daddy bright October 5, 2025

Taylor swift

The music industry

“Who is Taylor swift anyway, ew”
“THE MUSIC INDUSTRY”

by shawty Swiftie November 7, 2023

Taylor Swift

An untalented singer that people somehow love and enjoy to listen too (bafoons)

Person 1: Hey do you know Taylor Swift?
Person 2: Yeah she sucks ass Kanye better

by YourAverageHater23 October 24, 2023

Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

swift dip

When someone leaves, or "dips" out of a party swiftly and without saying goodbye to anyone. Similar to an Irish goodbye.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "He's gone, he pulled a swift dip"

by largeorangegiraffe December 29, 2020

Taylor Swift

Mother.

Person 1: Whos mothering?
Me: Taylor Swift ofc!

by KattyKay10 August 16, 2023