tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
by Lubedandready February 26, 2016
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Pulling a T swift

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake
Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!
by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017
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Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.
Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!
by cowboy wordsmith December 06, 2017
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Phil Swift

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?
by Suvjet November 14, 2017
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Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
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phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.
"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"
by sehiers April 28, 2021
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Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
by Phil Swift's bestie September 05, 2022
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