What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Maɾˈtines: The First Juvenile Release (Apostrophe)
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 08, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.
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equity release

Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.
I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.
by Beermat November 08, 2017
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perfect release

A term for when someone who is playing 2k perfectly times their shot to where the shot meter turns green and there is an 100% chance the ball goes in.
That was a perfect release from the 3 point line!
by pabs August 05, 2019
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