michael

a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon

michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up

by jacob billy September 24, 2018

Michael

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.

Dear god you’re such a Michael

by KyLyn It August 5, 2018

Michael

Michael a pussy ass nigga that nobody likes. He always says he's gonna fight you but backs out. Acts like he's better then every one but he's not

Michael said he would fight me so I said ok and e left.

by Jahsehdwyane. Onfroy September 28, 2018

Michael

Nope

I hate Michael

by weed69 December 13, 2019

Michael

Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.

The Michael marches proudly on the newly paved Chinese communist streets

by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018

Michael

Bruno mars addict!

Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!

by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018

michael

ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste

“dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq”

by frank ocean fan July 19, 2019