Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

Jarring

Stressed

Too much work to do I’m jarring

by Latina1996 November 6, 2018

Sar Jar Binks

When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.

“You are acting like such a Sar Jar Binks today”.

by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

JAR KLUX KLAN

a group of very wise people including
babywicked

BKlauren(hamburger)
kreepnasty
sunnyboy
Jun 🐴
bubba
Catshonia 🥺
Morales
chief....
Maggie, that’s kreepnastys lady

person: who's the JKK

us:OH THE JAR KLUX KLAN group of very,very wise individuals

by LBACKWOOD February 22, 2022

dry peanutbutter jar

Your mom

Person 1: you suck

Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar

by ImAIdiot12 October 22, 2022

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019