angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

Angry caterpillar

When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.

Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!

by GrannyPunanny October 29, 2018

Angry Sloth

This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly

son: what happened to mommy’s eye

dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad

by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019

angry reactions

One of the the nicest tiktoker ON the planet

Tim: Hey did you see angry reactions new tiktok
Sarah:YEA hes soooooo nice

Tim:I KNOW RIGHT

by Toblesstocare October 10, 2020

Angry Andre

The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with the champagne giving her a wet t-shirt.

Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?

Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!

by AK.Killa October 24, 2006

Angry Bird

A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.

She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.

by kiki1977 March 27, 2013

angry gecko

is when the male pulls out of his bitch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his cock in her arse and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the bitch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko

dude 1: hey man how come you've been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?

dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..

dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.

by very dirty laundry December 30, 2011