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Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉
michael michael is such a breasty
by Love2623 March 6, 2017
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Michael

A Guy that nobody Likes, he's an arrogant, selfish, ugly (both on the inside and outside), and stupid prick. If you leave something at his house you're not getting it back. He's not to be trusted either, because at any chance given he will stab you in the back.
Guy 1: Yo, Michael just ran over my dog!
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.
by Jimathorne August 26, 2018
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Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.
This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.
by TheWombler November 10, 2018
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[Michael]

A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass
Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.
by Ricky Verssen May 4, 2008
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Michael

Very dirty minded and repetitive. The kid most people are scared to be around mostly because of his dirty mind and various mood swings. He has a bit of a charming side, but a very secretive charming side. His jokes will sometimes go over your head, but he means well!
Student A: Hey Michael, how was your day?
Michael: That's what she said!
by donkeysh*t December 7, 2017
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Michael

A typical whiteboy.
Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
by Thepeepeepoopooman420 October 24, 2018
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Michael

God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.
by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019
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