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Michael

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,
girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
by loveforages04 November 3, 2019
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I hate Michael
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Michael

a very rude person immature person. They sometimes are very loud and obnoxious but at times can be a pretty funny friend. He likes to call people gay sometimes too. Hanging around him can be fun at times but also can be infuriating because he likes to yell at you a lot. He also likes loose coochie.
Man 1: Man, Michael was very mean to me today!
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
by Hairambe February 9, 2019
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A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
by KyLyn It August 5, 2018
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Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!
by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018
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ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste
dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq”
by frank ocean fan July 19, 2019
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Michael a little shit.
by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019
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